| Follow these simple steps and you can create gorgeous holiday card pictures like this one! |
What annual occurrence causes my pulse to race, my palms to
sweat, and my lungs to constrict with each breath? April 15th, you ask? Taking my kids for their flu shot? A visit
from the in-laws? No. None of these
occurrences cause the fear, the frustration, the anticipation, and (hopefully) the
eventual exhilaration of, wait for it…capturing the Perfect Family Holiday
Shot. That’s right, that picture which will go on our annual Holiday Card. That picture which will hang on the
doors of friends and family for an entire holiday season. That
picture, which defines our family unit as well as my worth as a
mother. That picture which conveys all that we are pretending our past year
together as a family unit to be (educational trips to the Botanical Gardens,
flawless piano recitals, siblings embracing while singing at church). In reality, though, what we want our family
definition to be and what our family definition actually is (peanut butter
causing an eyelid to stick shut, tantrums at the mommy-and-me music,
goldfish-crusted car seats), are usually two very different things.
There are many steps that go into creating the Perfect Family
Holiday card, from cropping, printing, mail merging, and stamping, to shoving
those things into the big blue mailbox 3 days before Christmas. While those are all important and tedious
steps, today I am here to tell you about the most important, agonizing, heart-wrenching,
wine-inducing step of them all. We will
refer to this step as “OBTAINING THE PERFECT FAMILY HOLIDAY SHOT”
There are two schools of thought regarding the Perfect Family
Holiday Shot, and I am going to briefly address both, and provide some valuable tips to help ensure your card will be the
envy of all your family, friends, and of course, the all important frenemies.
The first option (and one which my family has subscribed to
for the past 5 years after 3 years of trying option 2) is:
OPTION 1: Starting
January 1st, take a camera everywhere, and torture your spouse and
children by snapping shots ALL.THE.TIME.
1.)
This option does require the entire family to
dress nicely every day. Or at least be
showered. Or maybe just have combed
hair.
2.)
You never know the time and place that the magic
moment will occur…are you all together at the dentist, Dunkin Donuts, the
grocery store? Don’t hold back! Snap, snap, snap and quite possibly you will
end up with the perfect family shot (no one will ever know you were all at the
DMV!)
3.)
(In direct opposition to number 2) Consider your
background. Hey, everyone looks happy at the beach!
Who doesn’t love walking through the woods! Even the most
terrible-two-toddler can look cute making snow angels!
4.)
Know your family’s limits. If your 3 year old (for some God-forsaken
reason) cannot understand how to ‘peak out’ from behind a tree, then he just
can’t understand how to ‘peak out’ from a tree. Leave it.
Don’t yell. Don’t compare him to
his siblings at that age. Don’t take 80
shots. Just leave it.
5.)
Bribe, bribe, bribe! (“I’ll give you an M&M if you’ll peek out
from behind that tree!”)
On
to Option 2. I’m going to be honest
here…Option 2 is not ideal…I mean, go for it if you think your family has the
wherewithal…I am going to give some tips, but really, I mean, really think about this before you
commit…
OPTION 2:
Take your family to a photo shoot
1.)
Probably
only have one kid (or less) if you are considering this option.
2.)
No
drinks. Nobody! Or anybody.
Nobody drink anything for at least 24 hours before
the appointment. Parents—this is so
there won’t be any puffy eyes or hang-over signs. You CANNOT be the limiting
factor in these pictures. Kids—nothing
worse than breaking the photographer’s rhythm because Jonny “has to go potty”,
or worse… “just did”.
3.)
Identify the weakest link. Does mom have a tendency to do “pouty lips”
in pictures? Does Bobby close his eyes
when he smiles? Does Mary scream when separated
from her “My Little Pony” doll? Whoever
the weakest link might be…yell, threaten, and bribe. Fix it, people.
4.)
The photographer is joking when he asks if the
family brought a change of clothes. NO! Are you kidding me? You think anyone can drag three kids here in
their holiday finery, snap a few shots, and then change their clothes?
5.)
These professional places take 300 digital shots
for a reason. All you need is ONE. Identify it.
Pay for it. Mail it out.
In
summary, this post is titled “The Perfect Family Holiday Shot” for a
reason. Regardless of whether you decide
on Option 1 or Option 2, I really wanted to call this post “The Perfect
Shot”. Because that’s what all parents will
need after attempting to get the beloved holiday picture.
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